well, not much going on in junkfoodland these days. i've been out of town a lot, so maybe i should just talk about the food (junky- and non-) that i had recently in Las Vegas.

personally, i am not a huge fan of Las Vegas, especially in late August-- it's way too hot to do anything except busy yourself inside the hotel. i don't really gamble, i don't drink, i don't like corny standup or cher, so what do i do in Vegas? eat, of course! and since this trip was on the company, i made sure to make the most of it.

(1) Bellagio Buffet -- this is a "fancy" Vegas buffet, with food that's a couple notches above what you'll find at your friendly neighborhood Hometown Buffet (and substantially more expensive). seems to me that the quality has declined somewhat over the past couple of years...

the food was "ok" but a lot of it tasted strange, not sure if it's by design or they're just cheaping out on ingredients. for example, their carrot cake looks ultra fancy, but is overwhelmingly pineapple-y. personally i don't like any pineapple in my carrot cake at all, and this tasted more like a pineapple upside-down cake than a carrot cake. scandalous! similarly, their sweet potatoes were drowned out by too much orange juice, so barely tasted like sweet potatoes at all. my favorite item on the buffet was their soft serve ice cream, and that's kind of sad.

(2) Fleur de Lys -- here was my opportunity to see how the other half lives! to be fair, i am really not a gourmet kind of guy. after all, i had no problem eating at Chipotle every week for several years. here's what i had, as best as i can remember:
- Trout-Something-Or-Other Amuse Bouche
i thought this was absolutely disgusting, but you know, it's trout. bleh.
- Lobster Medallions with Microgreens and Mango Confit
i am admittedly not a huge fan of lobster, so that part didn't bowl me over. the microgreens were bitter. mango confit? i guess that's supposed to be preserved in sugar, but it just tasted like plain ol' mango to me.
- Organic Guinea Hen with Asparagus Risotto
this was fine, but not exactly thrilling. the hen was exceptionally moist and the risotto was cooked well. thankfully i did not seem to have a problem with asparagus-scented pee after this meal :p
- Chocolate Tasting
well, it's chocolate, how can you go wrong!? chocolate banana cake, mocha gelato with chocolate crumbs, chocolate ganache tart... all pretty good, although you start to get tired of all that chocolate after a short while (believe it or not)
- Petits Fours
not really petits fours, but more of a random assortment of tiny post-dessert desserts. everyone else was beyond full by this point, so i ate most of them :) included a delightful raspberry macaron and a fresh, soft, buttery salted caramel.
my favorite part of this meal was the bread. that also seems kind of sad.

(3) Bayside Buffet (Mandalay Bay) -- i'd never been here before, and i gotta say, this place is pretty nice. for a buffet, the decor is rather sophisticated and there's lots of windows/natural light which i found refreshing. sadly, i did not get to spend a lot of time here because of work issues, but i would definitely come back. the pizza was great (fresh, crisp crust. lots of cheese!) and the desserts were top notch (so much better than Bellagio... these actually looked cute and tasted good, like the fruit tart in a delicate dark chocolate shell or the banana creme cake)

(4) Smith & Wollensky -- it's a steakhouse, so you know i won't be too impressed. later i heard that pretty much everyone was disappointed with the quality of the steaks here. i ordered the lemon pepper chicken, which again was "fine" but nothing spectacular (except for the portion size, which was ridiculously massive...) for dessert, chocolate cake. i can do better.

(4) Le Village Buffet (Paris) -- disappointing. the food here is not bad, but either they've stopped making my favorite item (the pistachio + lemon macaron) or they only serve it with the dinner buffet. i did enjoy the pork loin with rhubarb chutney, and their chocolate chip cookies, while bearing no apparent relation to the Paris theme, are pretty damn good.

wow, that was a long post about nothing, and even though it seems like a lot of whining, i actually had a pretty good time :) i'll try to conjure up some new candy to write about next time.